An 82-year-old woman presented with bilateral, symmetric posterior circulation infarctions secondary to giant cell arteritis (GCA). Her atypical clinical presentation included a lack of headache and fever, but she exhibited signs of systemic illness including generalized weakness, cachexia, apathy, and anemia. Laboratory testing revealed a markedly elevated erythrocyte sedimentation rate, but only a borderline elevated C-reactive protein. Head and neck vascular imaging demonstrated a pattern of vertebral arterial narrowing consistent with GCA-a diagnosis confirmed by temporal artery biopsy. Her unusual symptomatic, laboratory, and imaging presentation highlights the importance of considering GCA in the differential diagnosis of unusual bilateral stroke syndromes, where early treatment decreases morbid outcomes.